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Many Stripes

by Hades Tigers

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vivienne
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vivienne I love every single song on this album- I chose Famous because I love them & Bertie has captured them so well but every single track is a beautiful celebration of the tigers and EACH ONE IS A BANGER Favorite track: This song was written, recorded and produced by Famous Owens, yes, THAT Famous Owens.
vividjuice
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vividjuice Bertie absolutely destroyed it with this album. It's always been a blast to listen to their stuff whenever they'd share it, and I am incredibly grateful and pleased to be able to have this in my possession! A must-hear for any Tiger worth its Stripes, and any blaseball fan in general! Favorite track: Ruby Reject.
Andrew Hauge
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Andrew Hauge THIS is where it all started. The Hades Tigers come out swinging with a smashing album born from wrath, style, and sick beats. Favorite track: Ruby Reject.
Tristen Roccaforte
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Tristen Roccaforte I can now say my favorite sports team has their own official music album. And that's something special. Favorite track: Consumerist (The Garages Mix).
Cynthia Gonsalves
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Cynthia Gonsalves Every Stripe of the One Tiger needs these songs. This is the soundtrack to slag the Coin, throw the Commissioner in our tiger pit, and torch umps by. Favorite track: Better Start Running.
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Ruby Reject 03:19
You came down on day 32 and took our scorpion but at least we had you so You hit the ball real hard and everything was fine, then 39 days later you said "Hi Ho! Goodbye!" You might be long gone, but the discourse goes on and on. Fraiser Shmurmgle you froggy piece of trash, if I see you down in hades, I'll kick you little ass. Fraiser Shmurmgle no you're not welcome here because just the memory of you brings the tigers team to tears.  You know you're our Apple of Eris, right? You're an amphibian parasite. And no one can answer who pulls the strings, but when it comes to being a nuisance: you're the king. You might be long gone, but the discourse goes on and on. Fraiser Shmurmgle you froggy piece of trash, if I see you down in hades, I'll kick you little ass. Fraiser Shmurmgle no you're not welcome here because just the memory of you brings the tigers team to tears. Frasier Shmurmgle I kinda hate to ask, some of us still miss you and we kinda want you back. Frasier Shmurmgle no you're not finished yet we're gunna get our money's worth if we have to raise the dead. So Frasier Shmurmgle you toady little twerp The season starts on Monday so you'd better get to work.
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So take a pound of flesh, If you think it would help. I can promise you this: nothing else will. Yeah, you sharpen your teeth, Come on and take a bite. I can promise you this: I will survive. I’m back from the dead, or as close as I can get. It feels like there’s a thousand voices screaming in my head. I just have to move, cos I don’t want to forget: The tide's high, the water's rising, but I ain’t drowning yet (no, I ain’t drowning). So take a pound of flesh, If you think it would help. I can promise you this: nothing else will. Yeah, you sharpen your teeth, Come on and take a bite. I can promise you this: I will survive. This the start of the action, and I'm main attraction. But I won’t give you the satisfaction of eating me alive. See you think we’re defenceless, but I know my soul is endless, and you can’t destroy what is Undefined. I’m Undefined, I’m Undefined. So take a pound of flesh, If you think it would help. I can promise you this: nothing else will. Yeah, you sharpen your teeth, Come on and take a bite. I can promise you this: I will survive. I might be more, I might be less, But you’ll never make me a consumerist. I might be more, I might be less, But you’ll never make me a consumerist.
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They say I'm basic? Yeah, two bases. Got four guns and many faces. Drama Queen, Fashion King. Pitch so fast you might not swing On the mound, on the mic, pitching strikes for the likes that's right I'm famous darling. I'm famous, darling. I'm famous, darling. I invented the Streisand effect, because my middle name is Barbara and I'm catchy as heck. I know this song's already stuck in your head, because I'm famous, darling, what else do you expect? I'm famous, darling. I'm famous, darling. When your momma said the boogeyman, I am who she meant I'll steal your face right off but I always ask for consent never played guitar before but listen to me shred [god-awful noises] Fuck... I'm famous, darling. I'm famous, darling. I'm famous, darling. I'm famous, darling.
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One small step. It's here waiting for you, just waiting for you. One last breath. Like a friend you've never met before. One small step. We're here waiting for you, just waiting for you. Time to rest, It's a sleep you've never felt before.
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So take a pound of flesh, If you think it would help. I can promise you this: nothing else will. Yeah, you sharpen your teeth, Come on and take a bite. I can promise you this: I will survive. I’m back from the dead, or as close as I can get. It feels like there’s a thousand voices screaming in my head. I just have to move, cos I don’t want to forget: The tide's high, the water's rising, but I ain’t drowning yet (no, I ain’t drowning). So take a pound of flesh, If you think it would help. I can promise you this: nothing else will. Yeah, you sharpen your teeth, Come on and take a bite. I can promise you this: I will survive. This the start of the action, and I'm main attraction. But I won’t give you the satisfaction of eating me alive. See you think we’re defenceless, but I know my soul is endless, and you can’t destroy what is Undefined. I’m Undefined, I’m Undefined. So take a pound of flesh, If you think it would help. I can promise you this: nothing else will. Yeah, you sharpen your teeth, Come on and take a bite. I can promise you this: I will survive. I might be more, I might be less, But you’ll never make me a consumerist. I might be more, I might be less, But you’ll never make me a consumerist.
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They strike them deep like a submarine. They're a five star hitter and a fashion dream. It's heating up now so you'd best take cover, They're coming home now: it's hot fish summer. Agile like a apex predator. Warms up by having epiphanies. They're a streamline competitor who won't get stuck with having sleeves. They strike them deep like a submarine. They're a five star hitter and a fashion dream. It's heating up now so you'd best take cover, They're coming home now: it's hot fish summer. First tiger then moist talking, Hitting home runs because they hate walking (cardio is boring). They strike them deep like a submarine. They're a five star hitter and a fashion dream. It's heating up now so you'd best take cover, They're coming home now: it's hot fish summer. They strike them deep like a submarine. They're a five star hitter and a fashion dream. It's heating up now so you'd best take cover, They're coming home now: it's hot fish summer.
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C@$H 01:48
Cashmoney Cashmoney cash, I pull up the curb it's whiplash. You try to throw curve but I bash. The hit is superb so I dash past third plate and that's game. Favourite verb? yeah, it's shame. And they are screaming my name Yeah they screaming: CASHMONEY. Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney money Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney money Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney money Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney cash Cashmoney Cashmoney
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Frasier Shmurmgle you froggy piece of trash: If I see you down in hades I'll kick your little ass. Frasier Shmurmgle you twisted little creep: If we were on a pirate ship, I'd toss you to the deep. Frasier Shmurmgle, you muppet wannabe: If the umps got you a second time, I'd watch you go with glee. Frasier Shmurmgle, you mangled toddler's dream: No matter how you're batting, you're no credit to the team.

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A blaseball album (mostly) about the Hades Tigers.

Thanks to the Commissioner, the garages and all the tigers fans for the support in making this album come together.

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released June 1, 2021

Music and vocals by Bertie (@potentiallyrob on twitter).
Lyrics and vocals on Better Start Running by Levi Squier (VNN).
Additional voice work on The Last Will of Ren Morin by Xander D Rylie (@XanderDRylie on twitter).

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