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We are the condos, we're from Toronto.
We owner-occupy and all drive Ford Broncos.
So neighbour come on in, to our condominium.
And if we lose the league we'll still get a subdivision win.
And if we lose the league we'll still get a subdivision win.
And if we lose, and if we lose, and if we lose, and if we lose, lose, lose:
[TORONTO].
We are the condos, we're from Toronto.
We owner-occupy and all drive Ford Broncos.
So neighbour come on in, to our condominium.
And if we lose the league we'll still get a subdivision win.
And if we lose the league we'll still get a subdivision win.
Wait... why does it smell like grape flavoured medicine- OH GOD!
[Rogue Umpire incinerated the Toronto Condominiums. A debt was collected].
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Ahem... The Moist Talkers Don't Know What Their Role Does.
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To the untrained mind, being suss may simply be defined
as being suspicious, this is a common enough assumption although it is
an incorrect one, to be suss one must elevate themselves beyond simple suspicion.
one must act in a way that truly boggles the mind.
You do something no one else can understand
Suss comes from the very soul and
it's not something any one individual could accomplish
under this definition, It is my submission: the hellmouth sunbeams are in fact sus.
under this definition, It is my submission: the hellmouth sunbeams are sus.
In their manifesto, they open with a joke
it's likely a way to lower the guard of the reader
whilst seemingly fun, it's a calculated part
of an act to throw off the reader.
Terms such as cringe and pog are known in the baseball community at large
so why go through the effort of differentiating the sunbeams?
It's simple: cringe is adjacent to pog.
You do something no one else can understand
Suss comes from the very soul and
it's not something any one individual could accomplish
under this definition, It is my submission: the hellmouth sunbeams are in fact sus.
under this definition, It is my submission: the hellmouth sunbeams are sus.
You do something no one else can understand
Suss comes from the very soul and
it's not something any one individual could accomplish
under this definition, It is my submission: the hellmouth sunbeams are in fact sus.
under this definition, It is my submission: the hellmouth sunbeams are sus.
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Are you trying to cast doubt
like we're not paying attention or you will not got caught?
We're suss of you, and everything you do,
and all your scheming machination will break when we break through!
It rubbed us the wrong way,
when the steaks came out to play
then backpedalled and said that they all trust us.
It's far to quiet in town
for what's really going down
so 1,2,3 it's time the Dale bring the ruckus!
I'm seeing eggs, eggs, everywhere
hunting for eggs and I don't care
if it all ends up in a wild goose chase.
I'm investigating this case
[EGG x a bunch]
It rubbed us the wrong way,
when the steaks came out to play
then backpedalled and said that they all trust us.
It's far to quiet in town
for what's really going down
so 1,2,3 it's time the Dale bring the ruckus!
You say that codes are just a waste of time,
then let my face become an omelette
and I'll tell you all the Easter eggs I find!
It rubbed us the wrong way,
when the steaks came out to play
then backpedalled and said that they all trust us.
It's far to quiet in town
for what's really going down
it's time the Dale bring the ruckus!
THE DALE WILL
THE DALE WILL
THE DALL WILL BRING THE RUCKUS
THE DALE WILL
THE DALE WILL
THE DALL WILL BRING THE RUCKUS
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The Mint's double vote checks out
and the crabs claim to have suppressed the flowers
on night two, and this checks out
but the Georgia's claim that they checked flowers
The tigers visited them
If they really checked the flowers like they said they did,
they would have seen the crabs
The Georgias are lying (woah)
The Georgias are lying (woah-oah)
It's so crystal clear, we've caught them right here telling lies.
The Georgias are lying (woah)
The Georgias are lying (woah-oah)
It's so crystal clear, we've caught them right here telling lies.
It all keeps coming back to egg code.
And I feel like I'm going mad seeing the Firefighters name get echoed (echoed).
So Lovers I'm looking at you 'cos nothing you're saying seems true (suss)
And that all distracts from our goal:
Town we need you to know.
The Georgias are lying (woah)
The Georgias are lying (woah-oah)
It's so crystal clear, we've caught them right here telling lies.
The Georgias are lying (woah)
The Georgias are lying (woah-oah)
It's so crystal clear, we've caught them right here telling lies.
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Day 6: Lover's Embrace
01:54
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You’ve heard of enemies to lovers
Well we’re lovers to enemies
And we’re going undercover
And we’re going to pretend to be good
But we’re so damn bad
To complete the infiltration
And avoid assassination
We will craft an imitation that’s the perfect presentation of good
But we’re so damn… well you know the rest already.
“I don’t think this egg code thing is real. I mean they just made some weird references to shells, and I dunno, lobsters have shells?”
Well the flower really made their code so very obvious
And all of you got played, back and forth between all of us
So bad, we played it so good.
And the dale may have finally caught a whiff of conspiracy
And the tacos may seen us out but you’re so far from victory
It’s bad, if you’re on team good (we’re not)
HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA HA x a bunch
The lovers will never die.
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(God’s Night x 6)
I’m afraid not
I’m a frayed knot
There’s only shades of black
When the kettle meets the pot
And no merriment
No I mean Mary meant
A little lamb trapped in the snow
Could hardly make a dent
(God’s Night x4)
If my riddles aren’t quite clear
No fault of my own
Skin of the earth
Salt of the bone
I weave the bitter web
No lone puppeteer
Facing Your Day
Seizing The Fears
(God’s Night)
Skin of the earth
Salt of the bone
(God’s Night)
If my riddles aren't quite clear
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We know what the Moist Talker's role does,
though you might disbelieve what we are claiming.
We know what the Moist Talker's role does:
We've had our eyes on them for ages
Sometimes there are good, sometimes there's evil
But we're just a team in this big old world
holding close our secrets (NO MORE)
We know what the Moist Talker's role does,
though you might disbelieve what we are claiming.
We know what the Moist Talker's role does:
We've had our eyes on them for ages
The way spit their vile saliva
As they laugh and joke at you.
The way they acted contemptible
in silence we've kept the truth.
We know what the Moist Talker's role does,
though you might disbelieve what we are claiming.
We know what the Moist Talker's role does:
We've had our eyes on them for ages.
We know what the Moist Talker's role does,
though you might disbelieve what we are claiming.
We know what the Moist Talker's role does:
We've had our eyes on them for ages.
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9. |
Day 8: When We Say
02:40
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Oh fighters you and me,
as close as close can be
tell you confidentially
we're elsewhere besties, so you see that
We'll Lift you up when you're down
Show you who's who in this town
Happy to Bus you around
in the pocket where you're safe and sound.
When we say evil, then you say evil
When we say evil, then you say:
"No we're the Tokyo Lift, not the lick".
"ugh, better I guess."
Oh Fighters you and me
as close as close can be
A trusted fraternity
so we'll tell you now with certainty
Oh, the Crabs don't looks so good
And the Dale don't vote how they should
And the Tacos would kick you if they could
but the Mechs, oh no, they're just misunderstood.
When we say evil, then you say evil
When we say evil, then you say:
When we say evil, then you say evil
When we say evil, then you say:
Oh Fighters you and me
As close as close can be,
here's a saxophone solo.
When we say evil, then you say evil
When we say evil, then you say, then you say:
When we say evil, then you say evil
When we say evil, then you say:
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Day 9: Reign
01:55
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Friends, an invitation
To reap information
Not a defense but an admission
So listen to this proclamation
Frankly I’m shocked we’ve not been questioned
We’ve gone by uninspected
Whats our role? (A KNIFE)
Or for protection (NO!)
We’ll offer as much as we can,
Echo the voice of the damned
Deceased are guiding our hands
Defeated make a last stand
we’re claiming the medium
buried truth at a premium
town don’t know how we’re deceiving them
Til their buried in the lies we’re weaving them
You Queens and Kings
It's no Honourable thing
We get no rest at night because our
night are filled with the deceased
Ashes to ashes
Loam to loam
My loves remember
We were born for the throne
We’ve got soil in our veins
We were born to reign
It’s a shallow grave
We were born to reign
You Queens and Kings
It's no Honourable thing
We get no rest at night because our
night are filled with the deceased
Oh, Worm?
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My first friends. My enemy.
You’ve been with us the whole time.
When others doubted us, you stuck by us.
When others voted us, you believed in us.
And though we’d like to win, we need your help.
This dependence has a cost, as we elevate the frail.
Oh moist talkers: you deserve a rest.
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The crowd have gone silent now:
You were great.
There’s no more violence here now:
You were all great.
The flightbird spins his tale,
makes me smile without fail.
So as this ship sets it’s sails:
you were all great
Good don’t matter right now:
it’s all up to fate.
We’ll roll the dice one last time:
it's all up to fate.
All I can really say
is that I hope I entertained
That’d be winning to me.
But you were all great.
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